The Bobcats

By The Oatmeal



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So Bob. I've had a number of complaints Д about you batting your co-workers in the face and then sprinting out of the room ... I

This behavior is unacceptable. Ifs really distracting and I need my team operating at one hundred perc-

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Bob. I need you to get to work on the new logo for Boyd s Toast They just called and said you haven't been returning their emails.

2:45pm

Apparently they've been waiting months for a new logo and they're pissed

2:56pm

Hello? You there?

3:12pm
Look, can you PLEASE just let me move to a cubicle in another part of the building? They keep leaving dead birds under my desk and sometimes they just silently stare at me for hours and hours and ifs making me really uncomfortab-

oh God "they're doing rt again. I have to go

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Afternoon Bob, how's tricks?

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yesterday, Frank in accounting told me to stop stealing his sack lunches from the office fridge.

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I explained to that little douchecopter that the office fridge is the Vietnam of food storage -it's the law of the jungle in
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