Убило ;DD
Плюсанул, хорошая шутка
анекдот #234
причем с бородой до пят
Яб жену убил!!! За это
чувак это юмор
Блять это пять!
Я в восторге!!!
Я в восторге!!!
Просто охуительно!!!
Шедевр, парни!)
вот так и надо делать комиксы, а не иллюстрировать все что ты видишь, браво!
Это перевод с 9gag. Хороший перевод с 9gag.
это старый анекдот с двойным переводом :)
Шкаф. Как же это банально.
круто!!!
Автор тоже сидит на lingualeo.ru? :D
У этой штуки борода как у вассермана
A woman and her lover are in the house while the husband is at work. Her nine year old son comes in, and after seeing them making love he hides in the wardrobe and watches them. All of a sudden the husband comes. Wife hides her lover in the wardrobe, without knowing that her son is in there. Boy:
- It's dark here.
- Yes it is.
- I've got a soccer ball.
- That's nice.
- Do you want to buy it?
- No, thanks.
- My dad is outside.
- Ok, how much?
- 250 dollars.
After a few weeks man and boy run into each other again in the wardrobe. Boy:
- It's dark here.
- Yes it is.
- I've got a soccer cleats.
Remembering what happened last time, man asks:
- How much?
- 750 dollars.
- Ok.
After few days, father says to his son:
- Lets go and play soccer.
- I can't, I sold the ball and the cleats.
- How much did you get?
- 1000 dollars.
- That is terrible, how could you ask so much money.... that's much more than they are worth. That's a sin, so you should go to the church and confess.
Father takes his son to the church confessional. Boy gets in, closes the door and says:
- It's dark here.
Priest:
- Don't start with that shit again!!!
A woman and her lover are in the house while the husband is at work. Her nine year old son comes in, and after seeing them making love he hides in the wardrobe and watches them. All of a sudden the husband comes. Wife hides her lover in the wardrobe, without knowing that her son is in there. Boy:
- It's dark here.
- Yes it is.
- I've got a soccer ball.
- That's nice.
- Do you want to buy it?
- No, thanks.
- My dad is outside.
- Ok, how much?
- 250 dollars.
After a few weeks man and boy run into each other again in the wardrobe. Boy:
- It's dark here.
- Yes it is.
- I've got a soccer cleats.
Remembering what happened last time, man asks:
- How much?
- 750 dollars.
- Ok.
After few days, father says to his son:
- Lets go and play soccer.
- I can't, I sold the ball and the cleats.
- How much did you get?
- 1000 dollars.
- That is terrible, how could you ask so much money.... that's much more than they are worth. That's a sin, so you should go to the church and confess.
Father takes his son to the church confessional. Boy gets in, closes the door and says:
- It's dark here.
Priest:
- Don't start with that shit again!!!
фигасе оперативно как
Плюсанулъ :D
Автору 5, порадовал!
темно тут
только не начинай это здесь!!!
Are you fuckin' kidding me? Я этот анекдот рассказывал ещё будучи семилетним во дворе!
какая разница - ты ведь не рисовал комикс по этому анекдоту?
а я вот его сегодня на 9гаг впервые прочитал. ты может ещё в 7 лет друзьям комиксы подобные рисовал? автор постарался, перевёл, а тут сразу доёбываются с баяном...
аахахаах +1
какой фильм? только не минусите!
точно не помню, может быть "без лица"
Класс! От души xD
Ахахаа,хороший юмор ! +
Старый анекдот но порадовал))))
БЛЯТЬ, ЭТО ШЕДЕВР!
ааахаха)) это пять
бородатая хуйня
LOL
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