SA: SOLDIERS OF THE ROYAL GUARD!
You may be wondering why I’ve rallied you all today..
By the way-.. this is….
*Fwolmp*
MYYYY DAUGHTEEEERRRRRR!!!! ISN’T SHE THE MOST ADORABLE LITTLE BUNDLE OF LOVE YOU’VE EVER SEEN!?? SHE’S JUST LEARNED TO SAY “DADA” AND IN THE MOST HEARTMELTING VOICE BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS! JUST LOOK AT HER BEAUTIFUL WINGS! SHE’S GOT HER MOTHER’S SMILE, AND HER FATHERS EYES, AND HAS THE MOST DARLING INFECTIOUS LAUGH–
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Well, now that we’re past the anger, let’s have some fun, shall we?