Pony Pals: Detective Pony. Dirk Strider Version. Обложка, первые страницы и Глава 1: A Visitor.

В веб-комиксе Homestuck вот на этих страницах показаны первые несколько страниц книги, которую Дирк подарил Джейн, предварительно тщательно её подредактировав: "Pony Pals: Detective Pony". Так вот, недавно для меня стало откровением, и, я думаю, это станет им и для многих из вас, что оказывается существует полная версия этой переделанной книги, а не только несколько первых страниц, представленные в комиксе. Вот она. Если вы не против, то я возьму на себя смелость выложить всю эту книгу по главам на реактор. Переводить я её, конечно не буду. По крайней мере не сейчас. Если никто так за это дело сам и не возьмётся, то может быть как-нибудь когда-нибудь весной или ещё когда... В общем, вот вам обложка, первые страницы и вся первая глава этого ебанутого полёта сознания мальчика с острыми очками. Остальное завтра, если вы решите, что оно вам на реакторе без перевода вообще надо:
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dal and brought the cat back outside. Anna put him on the ground. The cat melted through the paddock fence and over to Acorn. AcOrn inwardly freaked the fuck out, but managed to keep it together. “That is such a horrifying cat,” said Anna. “I wish Acorn and I could be free of him and his curse.”