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01.04.2023, 07:37
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You:
Write 10 commandments of coding from Adeptus Mechanicus
AI:
As a devout follower of the Adeptus Mechanicus, the technological priesthood of the Warhammer 40,000 universe, abide by these ten commandments of coding:
1. Praise be the Omnissiah, our Machine God, the source of knowledge and wisdom. Code in the spirit of the holy trinity: readability, maintainability, and efficiency.
2. Thou shalt place thy faith in sacred documentation, for it is the scripture that guides thee through labyrinthine functions and mysterious algorithms.
3. Let thy code be modular and free from heresy; so the cogitator priests, through their devotions and rituals, may integrate and bless each component with ease.
4. Remember the sacred rites of testing, for the divine Machine Spirit will reveal the errors lurking in thy code and cleanse them, restoring balance to the system.
5. Encrypt thy data and secure thine applications, for the chaotic forces of the Warp threaten to infiltrate and corrupt your holy works.
6. Honor the rites of version control, for it shall safeguard thy code as a fortress of iron against the forces of entropy and decay.
7. Seek the blessings of the Omnissiah by optimizing thy code, lest thine application consumes the hallowed processing power bestowed by the machine god.
8. Regard thy fellow tech-priests and adepts with reverence, for their contributions and wisdom shall benefit thy holy project and spread the Omnissiah's influence in the Materium.
9. Keep constant vigilance against heretical ideas such as hardcoded values and excessive coupling, for they lead down the path of ruin and degradation in the eyes of the Machine God.
10. Above all else, strive for continuous enlightenment and submerge thyself in the texts and lore that reveal the divine truth and boundless wisdom of the Adeptus Mechanicus.
By adhering to these commandments, may your code be a testament to the Omnissiah's divine guidance, and may you bring glory to the Adeptus Mechanicus in the name of the imperium!
You:
Write 10 commandments of coding from Adeptus Mechanicus
AI:
As a devout follower of the Adeptus Mechanicus, the technological priesthood of the Warhammer 40,000 universe, abide by these ten commandments of coding:
1. Praise be the Omnissiah, our Machine God, the source of knowledge and wisdom. Code in the spirit of the holy trinity: readability, maintainability, and efficiency.
2. Thou shalt place thy faith in sacred documentation, for it is the scripture that guides thee through labyrinthine functions and mysterious algorithms.
3. Let thy code be modular and free from heresy; so the cogitator priests, through their devotions and rituals, may integrate and bless each component with ease.
4. Remember the sacred rites of testing, for the divine Machine Spirit will reveal the errors lurking in thy code and cleanse them, restoring balance to the system.
5. Encrypt thy data and secure thine applications, for the chaotic forces of the Warp threaten to infiltrate and corrupt your holy works.
6. Honor the rites of version control, for it shall safeguard thy code as a fortress of iron against the forces of entropy and decay.
7. Seek the blessings of the Omnissiah by optimizing thy code, lest thine application consumes the hallowed processing power bestowed by the machine god.
8. Regard thy fellow tech-priests and adepts with reverence, for their contributions and wisdom shall benefit thy holy project and spread the Omnissiah's influence in the Materium.
9. Keep constant vigilance against heretical ideas such as hardcoded values and excessive coupling, for they lead down the path of ruin and degradation in the eyes of the Machine God.
10. Above all else, strive for continuous enlightenment and submerge thyself in the texts and lore that reveal the divine truth and boundless wisdom of the Adeptus Mechanicus.
By adhering to these commandments, may your code be a testament to the Omnissiah's divine guidance, and may you bring glory to the Adeptus Mechanicus in the name of the imperium!
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